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As a writer, you can earn extra income by opening stores in T-shirt printing sites on demand. It costs almost nothing and should not be a graphic designer. The shirts are expression products can make a statement on the shirt that expresses the attitudes, feelings and beliefs of their clients.
In this recession, many customers want to express hostility. Many people are unemployed and sense of value. Many people are embarrassed by the cost of health care, or loss of health care. Many people are angry people are those who receive bailout. Many people are angry against the bankers. Many people are angry against corporate executives who make huge salaries, benefits and premiums. Many people are angry, the rich get tax breaks.
How do you spell T-shirt slogans such discontent? The process is very similar to writing comedy routines. You search through many mental associations of ideas at work. Looking for details on specific things. You look especially for conflicts and ironies.
Here are some ideas for shirts for people who have not working:
You can deal with feelings of worthlessness: "Without a job? Do not you feel worthless. Bankers feel useless."
Here's leadership: "The financial crisis made me feel like such a failure ... How to end? Maybe: "No ... I even made a failure of a bank. "" ... I have not even shot one person. " ... I have not yet led to a global crisis of the economic ladder. "" ... Retirement, the investor is only that I lost mine. "
Then there is the recognition of the lack of job: "My company has decided that they could go bankrupt without me." Or one of cliches: "I'm driving my wealth. "I missed more time with my family. "
I made small cards listing my calling occupation as "gentleman." The T-shirts, you might have a motto: "I am a gentleman *" or "The economy has brought me to a * sir. "And a note:" * gentleman someone who does not pursue a trade or profession for the money. "
And there is the recognition of their work-life hunting: "I am looking for work online. I am a genius Freecell "
And you can always resort to hyperbole - I hope it is a bit exaggerated: "In these economic times, I'm oversimplifying my life which is in two bags.
It is a good time to class resentment: "My boss has a golden parachute. Mine is to lead. "" We all social causes: the rich are strongly opposed to the class struggle. "" If you do not let CEOs loot their own companies, whose business plundered? "We need the rich. Who else will build hotels? "For those who remember the trickle-down economics, not" Tinkle-down economics - money to AA rich and they tumble the rest of us. And to specifically direct the anger to the bankers: " obligations of bankers to achieve? So what? They must do something with this money and not loans. "
Of course, you can apply a touch of irony: "God thank you that the rich always have their tax cuts. After getting my job, my health back, I returned home, I'll look for one of these tax cuts. "
Speaking of health: "We used to be wage slaves. Now, we are the slaves of health care. "How about this:" We must choose health care: we may choose to consult a doctor or buy medicine or pay rent or buying food. "We must choose health care: Business health care can choose if and how we ensure debtors. Or again: "Say:" No! "Socialized medicine. Make your choice of doctor who can not afford to see. "
And, of course, you can go to a more widespread cynicism: "Do not even think about applying for a plan rescue if their cost not less than 10 billion dollars. "The U.S. Economy: If you're not too big to fail, you're too small to achieve. "" Why did not the American people too big to fail? "Politics - the replacement of American know-how with know-who.
Here are some ideas for slogans can put on shirts. I bet you already have an idea of how to better ideas and more. Go ahead. I'll put a few of them on t-shirts, but I will give an advantage.
If you'd like to learn about opening your own T-shirt store, go to the How-To-Shirts web site to get a document giving an overview of what it takes. Dr. Christopher teaches classes in how to be witty. He is the proprietor of several print-on-demand T-shirt shops.
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